Thursday, June 4, 2009

Girl You Not Tight

A growing trend I noticed in today's DMV is ugly-ass, dumb-ass, no personality-havin ass girls thinking they the hottest thing out. Five Possible Reasons A Nigga May be Sicin your fluke ass :
  • they heard you have no gag reflex
  • they heard that thang flow like a waterfall
  • they can't help but goose every chick they come across on the internet
  • they wanna make your man mad
  • they just being nice
Some of yall look like this truth be told.

Moral of the story is its not good to be stuck-up/get by on your looks. Why?
  • Your never going to get "wifed" getting by on ur looks. Dudes will tell u that they love u to fuck but they dont mean nothin cuz ya nuffin but pretty face and phat butt.
  • Step your intelligence game up or you gon be messin wit lowlifes. I got a wikipedia search bar on my page. put it to use
  • Learn some real social skills than other loudly cursing to your friends.
  • Your looks gon change one day and you gon turn into a lesbian because people u thought "liked you" didnt.
  • Relationships that are based solely on looks and lust never last. Whats goin happen when the next cute girl comes around?
  • Don't get me wrong it's great to look good. But dont make that your life's purpose.
With that being said... Beyonce is the full package. Get Like her. LOL sike nah do your best.

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